Monday, September 29, 2008

Why I don't like leaving the house

9:00 a.m.: Announce to A. that I would like to be at the mall by 10:30. (Side note, in my old age, I have gotten insane about planning and staying on schedule. A. however, has not. You do the math.) Mooka got a gift card from Aunt Amanda to use at Friends 2B Made so we need to get to the mall to use it.

10:30 a.m.: Still looking for matching shoes for the kids to wear.

11:30 a.m.: Arrive at mall.

11:33 a.m.: Mooka announces she has to poo to everyone in Macy's.

11:35 a.m.: Find a public restroom at California Pizza Kitchen.

11:36 a.m.: Watch Baby Bear stand in a stall and pee his pants.

11:37 a.m.: Begin cleaning stall while a half naked Baby Bear runs around the bathroom and Mooka points out that there is pee all over the floor.

11:45 a.m.: Apologize to random people who have come to use a clean bathroom and instead find pee-pee-fest 2008 has just commenced at the local CPK.

11:50 a.m.: Finish cleaning bathroom and put pull up on Baby Bear.

11:55 a.m.: Make stealth run through CPK with a kid half dressed.

12:00 p.m.: Find A. and tell him to go to the car for the change of clothes. Proceed to sit in the middle of the mall with a half dressed child.

12:05 p.m.: Children decide to start dancing to the Gwen Steffani music that is blasting from the Macy's.

12:10 p.m.: A. returns with clean pants.

12:15 p.m.: I'm ready to go home.

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