Thursday, May 14, 2009

O to be a boy

Me: Why did you just pee on the floor?

BB: Because I had to go.

Me: We have a toilet for that.

Me: (removing his wet pants) Now, take off your underwear and get cleaned up.

BB: But I didn’t pee in my underwear.

Me: What? (feeling underwear) How in the world did you manage that?

BB: The pee came out of the tunnel in my underwear.

Me: (dumbfounded)


Jamie said...

exactly why i'm glad i had a girl!

Chrystal said...

oh the things I get to look forward to!

Connie said...

A tunnel in my underwear would come in really handy right about now! What a magic trick.