Me: Why did you just pee on the floor?
BB: Because I had to go.
Me: We have a toilet for that.
Me: (removing his wet pants) Now, take off your underwear and get cleaned up.
BB: But I didn’t pee in my underwear.
Me: What? (feeling underwear) How in the world did you manage that?
BB: The pee came out of the tunnel in my underwear.
Me: (dumbfounded)
The DJ at this party...
- JMom
- Mom to two amazing kids who are teaching me as much about life as I am attempting to teach them. I may not always get it right, but I am having a great time trying.
Mooka
The girl - a mini replica of my personality which is quite the dangerous thing. She is very nurturing but will not hesitate to let you know exactly how she feels.
Baby Bear
The boy - my mirror image. He is very caring, super sensitive and loves to make people laugh.
3 comments:
exactly why i'm glad i had a girl!
oh the things I get to look forward to!
A tunnel in my underwear would come in really handy right about now! What a magic trick.
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