Me: Why did you just pee on the floor?
BB: Because I had to go.
Me: We have a toilet for that.
Me: (removing his wet pants) Now, take off your underwear and get cleaned up.
BB: But I didn’t pee in my underwear.
Me: What? (feeling underwear) How in the world did you manage that?
BB: The pee came out of the tunnel in my underwear.
Me: (dumbfounded)
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3 comments:
exactly why i'm glad i had a girl!
oh the things I get to look forward to!
A tunnel in my underwear would come in really handy right about now! What a magic trick.
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